seducee:

accio-anglophile:

guys

guys

when my house phone rings so does my house phone

remember when this happened?

sahar shut up

herecomeschaos:

i really hate the word colonel

because

that has to be the most not pronounced like it’s spelled word in the english language

too-precious-for-this-w0rld:

mosoli:

someone should make a movie about a group of really good friends who watch movies and play video games together but they’re actually internet friends so throughout the movie there’s subtle hints that they’re not actually irl (i.e. they can’t touch each other, they talk about different teachers from different schools) and at the end something tragic happens and they have to cope with it and it’s revealed that they were internet friends the whole time

closeyoureyes-leanonme:

over the summer i met joe jonas with my friend and when it was her turn to say hi to him she walked up and asked “did it hurt?” and he was like “haha what?” and she said “when you fell… at the AMAs” and i’ve never heard someone laugh as awkwardly as joe jonas did that day